Wrong Number

When people call your mobile and get pissy with you because you’re not who they were calling.

“Hello.”

“Yeah, is Tamika there?”

“Nah, you’ve the wrong number.”

“Well can I talk to Antonio?”

“Um… Sorry, mate, but you’ve the wrong number.”

“I know what number I called, now let me talk to someone I know.”

Oh, I’m sorry, I must be mistaken, I must have picked up someone else’s mobile from my night table. Get bent, you twat.