Realistic Horror Movies

No, it’s not that I’m afraid. It’s not that we’re crazy. It’s just that we were born paranoid, and we are forced to watch movies we know will get to our heads. I have to walk my dog at night, and watching movies like Paranormal Activity isn’t helping. I walk ten paces, then turn around in response to a sound that wasn’t there. Another ten paces. This time, I’m actually shaking, because my dog heard it too. So I get home, and because that movie deals with domestic horrors, I now am afraid of my only safe haven. Way to go, now your friend actually gets adrenaline in his blood that screams “RUN!!!” when a floorboard creaks. Now I’m flinching at air pressure causing doors to move. Hmm, what a friend you are.