Hot Pockets

Hot Pockets are a great snack, or so they say. If I’m hungry but too lazy to make real pizza, I’d reach for one of these. Unfortunately, when I put them in the microwave (or any other cooking utensil), they either warm up but lose all their flavour, stay frozen with flavour, go molten rock temperature with flavour, or, worst of all (and most likely), the outside layer heats up to about seven billion degrees and melts my plate, but the inside is completely frozen.

Thanks Hot Pocket company, for making a completely inedible product.