Those Nasty Accidents

Ever close the door and have the door pinch you? Ever leave a cabinet open, drop something, bend over to get it, raise your head and hit the cabinet door? Ever fall down the stairs because your slipper or flip-flop got in the way and you stumbled on it? Ever stub your toe against a protruding floorboard or step? Ever hit that extremely sensitive spot on the top of your head on the corner of something? Ever slip on black ice, get stunned and rip your coat and elbows? Ever cut veggies and the knife slips or your hand twitches and gore your finger? Don’t you hate those everyday accidents?