Celebrities Stretching out Their 15 Minutes of Fame Waaay Past Its Expiration Date

I heard on the radio today that the Spice Girls may be directing an on-stage musical about their careers and lives. So their reign of terror over young girls in the ’90s, their “comeback” a couple of years ago, and all the documentaries and reality shows weren’t enough? Please, spare us the musical. We know who you girls are—or should I say, were. Just call it a day, already.