Things That I Hate

Polite Boys

I get it, you want to be impressive. It’s good for you to be a gentleman. Open my door? Yes. Pay for the date? Yes, please. But when it comes time to take my shirt off, don’t let your hands shake too much. Don’t tell me how nervous you are, or how pretty you think I am. Actually, don’t talk at all. Just do it, please.

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