People Who Install Linux on Computers Owned by People Who Are Still Amazed by Electricity

The concept of having cream in your coffee or taking it black baffles you and you can’t even figure out why your clocks are blinking 12:00. However that won’t stop your son from coming over and putting Linux on your machine because “It’s such a better operating system…” Yeah, it may be for him. But it isn’t for you. Go and get yourself an etch-a-sketch, that’s about your level of technicality. And to the son who thinks he is helping his parents, you aren’t—you’re only making them fodder for tech support people who they will eventually be calling when you aren’t around. Stop it. Let them be happy with their abacus and chalkboard.