Things That I Hate

“Fat People Suck at Sports”

That is untrue! I’m a bit heavier than most girls my age and I happen to take competitive gymnastics. And I’m good at it! So don’t say that people are bad at sports just because they’re bigger than those little toothpicks that call themselves gymnasts.

“Friedrich”

I hate when people spell the name “Fredrick” like “Friedrich”. Fried rich? I don’t know why, but it’s annoying to me.

Dumb People

They try to act smart but they aren’t. They try to add 3 and 5 and get C. They try to give advice, but it’s completely irrelevant. They try to flirt but they only insult. They try to make friends but they’re aggressive and only good at bullying people. They’re happy when you’re sad, they’re angry when you’re enjoying life. They’re annoying even if it’s in an initially cute way.

When People Breathe on Me

I was at a sleepover and I had to share a bed with these two other girls and we were all squished. And one of them was so close to me, I could hear her breath. No, I could feel it. And smell it.

People Who Think Pretty Girls Are Stupid

I’m a straight male with female friends, and nothing annoys me more than girls who feel left out of the “popular” circle, judging those who they feel are prettier than them. There are plenty of smart people in the world, and many of them are attractive women. The notion that you can’t be attractive and smart at the same time is ridiculous. Some people dislike attractive/popular girls for caring too much about their appearence, but this often comes from their own self-esteem issues.

Favoritism

For my birthday, my grandparents gave me $50. For my brother’s birthday, they got him a $500 iPod Touch. Okay, I see who you favor. I see how it is.

People

People who get offended so easily over nothing. Live a little. Chances are, whatever you got offended over is most likely a joke.

People who lie about stuff. Seriously, what is the point of lying? Lying about one thing leads to another lie, then to another lie. Sooner or later, you will be caught, so just give up.

I hate when I’m at work, and customers try to tell me how to do my job. Excuse me, but I wasn’t aware that you worked here and were trained to measure a bifocal on glasses. Back off, and let me do what I’m paid to do.

I also hate when people are so negative. If you hate your life so much, then change it. The only person who makes your life what it is is you.

One last thing that I hate is when people talk to me. When I don’t text you, or Facebook you, or ask you if you want to hang out, chances are, it’s because I don’t want to. My ex-boyfriend who crashed my car Facebooks me and tells me he wants a friendship. Then when I say “you crashed my car and owe me $700, he tells me to grow up. You crashed my car! I deserve to be a little bitter over that. And if I hadn’t grown up, I’d still be asking you for my money back. But no, I went about my business, and a year later he just wants to be friends? Nope.

I obviously just hate people.

When Big People Wear Really Small Clothes

In my neighborhood, apparently all of the really big women think that it is okay to wear clothes that are five sizes too small for them. It’s not like they don’t make their size. What the heck are they thinking when they get dressed? It’s so unattractive when a person who should be in a size 13 is trying to squeeze into size 7 shorts with a small tank top, and on top of that, no bra. Do you look at yourself in the mirror before you leave the house?

Growing Pain

It sucks, especially when you’re trying to fall asleep.

People Who Say One Thing but Do Another

You say you hate cheaters, and are completely against it. But then you go and cheat.