Behavioral Problems

My sister has behavioral problems and doesn’t understand that she does. So she treats everyone like crap and expects to be treated like the perfect little angel. It’s really hard to go through this. I’m exhausted.

People Who Talk Through Movies

I hate when I’m watching a good movie and someone just says “hey, what happened?” or “did he die?” If you would shut up and watch, you would know what happened.

Last Names

My last name is Brown. Do you know how boring that is? Now, if I had a cool last name then I wouldn’t hate them so much. How did we get last names, anyway?

The End of Fruit by the Foots

On the end of those unhealthy but yummy fruit by the foot rolls, they have 2-4 inches folded up so the end is doubled up in thickness for 3 inches or so. But unless you were going to double it up anyways, it’s wasting 3 inches of the fruit snack! This really upsets me because there is not an obvious reason for doing this, so is it just to bother us?

Mosquitoes

Mosquitoes are stupid little bugs that suck your blood and can give you diseases. Why were they put on this earth? They make you itchy and bleed.

Thinking About Life Too Much

It’s so hard not to. You try to think about other stuff but it doesn’t work. It’s also very depressing. The only way to escape is sleep. And sometimes that doesn’t even work.

Yo Gabba Gabba

This baby show is terrible. It hypnotized my three-year-old cousin, whose 8-year-old sister is helping me write this essay. Here is why I do not like the show:

1) Creepy monsters that look like mythological idiots play on this show and they sing dumb songs and I hate their special effects.

2) It is not educational at the least. Also, nothing, hardly is interesting without Luke Skywalker appearing at least once. This never happened and I don’t think it ever will.

3) It is boring.

Patience

I am running out of patience because my boyfriend hasn’t texted me in like three weeks! I really want to be a great girlfriend and not be really mad at him, but he doesn’t even talk to me anymore! And to make things worse, when we are around each other we are so awkward. I know I should break up with him because I have given him so many chances and he always disappoints me. I think that I don’t want to break up with him because he is so funny and can be really charming. But I guess I really don’t owe him anything!

My Little Sister

In the morning she runs around the house screaming and wakes me up! Then she loses her gecko in the house and everyone but her sleeps in fear because at any minute it might crawl over our FACES! Then when I’m brushing my teeth I see it run out from under the shower curtain and I have to pick it up and put it in its cage! Then she gets all snotty, saying that I scared it when I screamed because it ran toward me! I should have just stepped on it while I could!

When People Don’t Think I Can’t Sing

Just because I’m too shy to sing in front of other people doesn’t mean I can’t sing my heart out if I want to.