I haven’t been on a vacation in a long time. I couldn’t go on my previous one because of the oil spill. Then my dad lost his job and we couldn’t go anywhere. He finally got it back, and we looked into a few places that were really fun, but the gas prices are so high that we can’t. Now if I go anywhere, it will be a stupid lake in the state that I live in. Woohoo.
Now, let me start by saying that I have nothing against women, and I think we are all equal. I just hate feminists. There are some that just plain hate men, because they think they’re all insensitive jerks, because they’ve been with a few bad ones. Have you even considered that there are women just like that too? Also, don’t even get me started with the ones that say everything a woman does is “bold†or “daring.†Seriously, how are women superior to men? Some say it’s because the human race would die out without them, but remember, it wouldn’t exist without men, either. Remember, I have nothing against women.
I love the rain—when it’s not at the end of June! Seriously, global warming? Why must you do this to me? I’m now cooped up inside watching my favorite tent get ruined because it’s raining too hard to go out and get it.
If you’re a girl you know what I’m talking about. I had my boyfriend ask me the other day how bad could it be, and I said it’s like having somebody stab you in your stomach a hundred times and letting it bleed and then walking around like you’re fine, and when you’re sitting down for a while and stand up you feel like Niagara Falls.
You put a towel up in your bathroom, and then you yell at me for using them? What’s the point of them if you can’t use them?
My aunty has cancer and it’s not funny when you go around saying “help people with cancer, we’ve got enough Baldies alreadyâ€. Don’t you think that’s the slightest bit rude?
So I’m sleeping, I wake up in the morning, and there’s loads of dirty drawings on my leg. What kind of friend are you?
People need to learn how to wear hairnets, because nobody wants to eat hairy nachos or sandwiches that have bugs or dirt in them.
Did you ever think maybe we had a good reason to it?
My best friend came running up to me yesterday with a bouncy ball in a tissue. She dumped the ball into my hands. “What’s this?†“Bouncy ball that Tahtianna put in her mouth.†“Eew!†I put it back in her hands, but without the tissue. She yelled and made a disgusted face. “Why the hell did you do that?†Seriously? If you don’t want it done to you, then don’t do it to someone else.