Today I couldn’t breathe out of my nose because it was so clogged. I desperately needed to blow it, but I didn’t want to embarrass myself by going up to the front of the class where the tissues are and making that terrible blowing nose noise.
Whenever I go over to my friend’s house, her mom is always talking about some neighbor across the street. It’s always “She just got divorced and has a boyfriend already?†or “Their blinds are always shut.†or “Look at how many wine bottles they have in their recycling.†You’re 45, it’s time to grow up. I wonder what she says about my family…
Whenever my friend texts me, words are spelled wrong. Saying “now†is way different then saying “noâ€. It’s not so hard.
I hate it when people lie to my face and I know that they are lying to me. I hate it because it raises questions like a) what exactly are they trying to hide from me, b) why do they feel they need to lie about it and c) what that says about our relationship. What did they think I would do, bite them? No, I probably would have at least tried to understand them. But I might bite them now since I know they lied to me. It’s horrible knowing that you’re not good enough for the truth. I hate liars.
I’m friends with these 7th grade boys. They are always annoying and sometimes they tell lies to me. Today they told the biggest lie ever. They told me that a fat ugly boy likes me. They know that’s not truth. I told them I had a boyfriend and didn’t belive me. That’s the reason I don’t trust boys.
I hate whenever I use a bathroom stall in public or at work and there is someone in the stall making a lot of noise. Its akward enough using a restroom in public but do you have to sigh, grunt, and breathe loudly as if it was the most strenuous activity in the world? I hate the fact that I can identify every time you pass something. Shut your mouth, for god’s sake!
On Sunday nights, I’m always so hectic! I have to get a ton ready and rush to do my homework all while thinking of what will happen in the week ahead.
Why do I have to say something two hundred times before you hear me properly?
A few errors here and there are fine, but when I constantly read and hear “prolly†and “probly†instead of “probablyâ€, “ya†instead of “you†or “yeahâ€, “post†instead of “supposedâ€, etc., it gets extremely annoying! It doesn’t even take much effort to type a couple more letters. It also isn’t that hard to learn how to pronounce correctly. You should now by now how to use grammar at least remotely correctly. I’m pretty sure you went to second grade. I understand more than a few errors if your original language is foreign, but come on! Learn how to talk and spell, you idiot.
Why do people have allergies? I want to bring nuts and peanut butter to school for a change!