Having to Yawn
I hate those times when you are right in the middle of a conversation and you have to yawn so it disrupts your time and makes people think you are bored.
Homework
I hate homework, because we work all day, then after school we come home and do more of it.
The Oil Spill
Because my dad lost his job two years ago, I haven’t been able to go to the beach in three years. Last year we had a place and everything and the oil spill happened and it was not safe so we had to not go. We still don’t have the money to go now and all my friends are going to the beach. It’s not fair! Plus with the gas prices so high I won’t be able to go anywhere! Thanks BP!
People Who Think All Models Are Sluts
I’m a model for Victoria’s Secret and everyone thinks I’m a slut for it. It makes me feel pretty and keeps my self worth level up. Shut up and don’t tell me that I’m a slut because you’re jealous.
Tax On iTunes
Are you really going to charge me more for something sent over the Internet? You didn’t even have to transport anything by plane or truck because it wasn’t a hard copy of it!
“Look Who’s Talking.â€
I know who’s talking—me. I’m the one who said it.
Nailpolish Getting Old
It’s so globby and streaky and ugly. Then when you try to take it off, it won’t.
Tangled Up Jewelry
I wanted to wear this really pretty necklace, but now I can’t because it’s entwined with another one.
Leg Hair
Why must you grow back 24 hours after I shave you off of me?
Mosquitos
Now I can’t wear shorts without showing off my nasty, itchy, scabby legs. I just absolutely despise mosquitos. Why can’t they come out in winter when we’re all bundled up? Why in the warmer weather?