Toast

I wish toast was more filling so that I could eat it and feel full afterwards.

Bangles

You know, those jingling metal bracelets? Well, they’re annoying! I can’t concentrate when somebody is shaking their noisy bangles!

Not Having Money

I don’t like not having money. I hate when there’s something I want but I don’t have the money to buy it. It stinks.

Teachers Who Stare

How would you like it if you were working and I walked around with my squeaky clown shoes, staring at everybody with my creepy fish eyes while they’re trying to work in peace?

Think Before You Act

I’m a 24 year old mother of a 2 year old girl. I’m married, but I’m not happy. My daughter is my only concern. My marriage is a disaster.

Pregnancy is 100% preventable—don’t have unprotected sex like I did for fun, thinking it was all right.

That doesn’t mean I don’t love my girl—I love her to death—but I can’t get alone with her father. This wasn’t the life I was dreaming of or wanted my kids to have, but now it’s too late to change it.

Liking My Best Friend

It’s hard to be supportive of his relationships when I like him.

Indecisive Guys

When you’re not dating them, they want you. But once you date them, the interest seems to fade. It’s as if they forget what you once meant to them. Perhaps the cliché is true: absence does make the heart grow fonder.

Why People Don’t Use Seatbelts

Seatbelt or body bag, you have to pick. Why would anyone be too lazy to pull a belt down and buckle? That one thing could save a lot of lives.

War

In the twentieth century there have been only fifteen days of total world peace. We haven’t had a single day of peace yet in the twenty-first century. Millions die from wars born of greed. How can I, a fourteen-year-old girl, see that war is pointless and horrible and yet adults who have had an excellent education not see just how wrong war is? Humans are greedy and as long as there is greed, there is war. We as a race need to grow up.

Having a Butt

Now I know most girls say that they want a bigger butt, but trust me, you don’t! Your pants never fit right and nothing ever stays in your back pocket. I do like the attention I get from guys, but not when they’re 40!