Being Sticky

I hate how I feel gross.

Soccer Moms

They ruined 21st century school and sports.

Homework

I already understand the subject. I don’t need truckloads of homework to help me get it. Can’t you just give homework to students who actually need it?

Crazy Mormons

I don’t hate all Mormons. Some are really nice and sweet people. But I really hate it when they try to constantly cram their religious beliefs down my throat.

Telling me every single day that I’m going to hell for smoking weed and having fun is not going to make me want to be like you. People like crazy Mormons are the exact reason that I’m an atheist. My mom and dad are both crazy Mormons and they think that I have to follow their values now too. I can’t smoke, drink, wear tank tops or shorts, I’m considered a slut for wearing makeup, I can’t have cool, fun friends, only Mormon friends, and can’t do anything on Sundays, because it’s “God’s day of worship”.

Teams

I hate being not picked for a team. I also hate it when I get picked for a team and show up and realize the team doesn’t exist.

People who don't like me chewing ice.

So what if I chew ice? I find the crunch satisfying, and it strengthens my jaw. What, do you think I’m going to break a tooth?

Spring

Don’t get me wrong, Spring is a great season—the days are nice and stuff—but I don’t like the temperature. It’s too hot for it to snow, so we don’t get snow days, and it’s too cold to go swimming. So there’s almost nothing to do, and I’m just sitting around the house, too confused. I don’t know if I should wish for a super cold day so it could snow or if I should wish for a super hot day.

People Who Are Self-Obsessed!

It makes me so angry when people are full of themselves. I hate how someone thinks that just doing a couple of photo shoots she paid for and wasn’t asked to do allows her to call herself a model. You are not a model. You don’t get paid for it, so you’re not a model! I don’t see you in advertisements, so quit saying you’re famous! Reality check time for you!

People Who Call Me Fat

Food is meant to be eaten. I like my creamy, thick, cheese sauce. Have you ever seen really old paintings? Women were not supposed to be modeled after toothpicks! I hate when anorexic girls say I’m fat.

Abortion

I hate abortion. If you were raped or had some kind of tragic event like that, I feel so bad for you and hope that you will recover your innocence, but there is no need for abortion. There are alternatives that leave be a gift you have no right to take away—life. And if you’re a promiscuous idiot who can’t figure out how to use a condom, whose fault is that? Not that of the innocent soul you just created! Think of this, a mother gives birth to a happy baby, then drowns it in the bathtub upon arriving at home. Murder for which she would most likely be sentenced a life in prison, correct? So why is doing the same a few months prior any different? I may get quite a few disagrees on this, but a soul begins at conception, and depriving a soul of life is considered murder, and I believe that murder is wrong.