Mushrooms
They are horrible, and I don’t know why people continue to eat those terrible abominations despite the fact that we have other sources of food, such as dead animals.
Clowns
They’re so creepily happy it’s scary! When I was little, my mom hired a clown for my fourth birthday party and I was sitting on his lap and he gave me a balloon animal, but before I could take it he accidentally popped it right in my face! Ever since then I’ve had an irrational fear of those frizzy haired freaks!
Tomboys
Why can’t they just be themselves instead of hanging around the boys to look cool?
Things That Come With Being a Tattoo Artist
I’m a female tattoo artist, and I have been for five years. Every time I go out to eat, people I don’t know practically strip down to show their crappy tattoos. I don’t care, and I don’t want to see. People think that because of all my tattoos, I’m a criminal, druggie or whore No, I’m not! So mind your own business. I’m happy with what I do, so screw you!
The Stories Here Posted by Children
Whoever posted The Stories Posted Here by Children is a liar! Since when do twelve year olds go play outside? I happen to be a very mature twelve year old!
Sleepy Mornings
I hate when my alarm clock goes off for school/work and I shut your eyes to sleep for another minute, but when I open my eyes again, thirty minutes have passed.
Souvenirs Made in China
I went to visit Alaska, Edmonton and Vancouver in the last few years and every souvenir I got from each place was made in China and not from that specific place! That does not count as a souvenir!
People Who Want To Make Up Bloopers
I had to do a video project with two other people and they wanted to make up for it. Do they even realize that bloopers are mistakes and not just comedy? Come on! That’s so dumb! That won’t even have to do with the project, so let’s just get back to work!
When People Think Kids’ Lives Are Easy
A lot of people think that a kid’s life is easy just because they’re a kid! Well for some kids, it’s not! Some have to deal with parents divorcing, school, getting bullied and lots of other things, so stop judging!
Cellphone Service
I hate it when I have to call someone about something very important and my cellphone doesn’t have any reception! I usually have to run around holding up my phone like an idiot trying to find reception!