Things That I Hate

Girls Who Want Attention and People Who Give It to Them

I hate it when girls scream and dance and sing really loud, just to get attention. And what’s even worse? People who give then attention! She gets enough of it anyway, so why give her more than she deserves? Stop! Don’t give her what she wants!

When I Go to My Boyfriend’s House and He’s Not Home

So I went to my boyfriend’s house thinking he’d be there, but all I find is an empty house and me twelve miles away from home. And I walked there.

Some Good Friend

I don’t think my best friend is a very good one. I understand it’s okay to be friends with someone that your best friend hates, but this is a different story. My best friend likes girls that I hate. Whatever. But not whatever, because she knows the bad things they did to me and how they hurt me mentally. She still likes them. When I ask her why she’s friends with them after what they did, she just says, “Well she’s nice to me.” I get that, but a good friend wouldn’t be friends with people when she knows what they did to your “other half”. I don’t think we are each other’s other halves anymore, because if we were, she would think about how I’m feeling and feel it too, for me.

My Friend

She thinks she’s a feminist, but really she’s just a bitch to men.

Skinny Glasses

I want the ice at the bottom of a glass, but the glass is too skinny or my hand is too fat to reach the ice.

Snake Hands

I hate when my boyfriend pretends his hands are snakes and bashes them against my skull until I make mongoose hands and eat his snake hands.

Hobos

I live in New York where there are a lot of hobos. You can’t walk down a street without some crazy dude jumping out of a dumpster, running up to you, and yelling nonsense. Hobos suck!

Low Self Esteem

I lost all my self esteem years ago and now I hate myself. I’m fat and ugly and stupid and I feel humiliated to go out in public.

People Who Follow Brands

So what if my shoes aren’t Zig-Tech and my clothes aren’t GAP? If it’s clean, I wear it! Who cares about the company name on the tag?

Girls Trying to Be Cute

Why must you take pictures of yourselves covering half of your face with your hands? Wearing 3D glasses without the lenses? If you’re gonna hide your faces, don’t take a picture at all! It’s annoying and it drives me nuts! And by the way, it definitely does not look cute.