8th Graders
They think they rule the school just because they’re in high school.
Stuffed
I hate when people, relatives in particular, stuff me with food and I’m too polite to tell them I’m too full to eat more. Then they ask if I’m still hungry and tell me to eat more, ’til I feel like I’m gonna explode.
“Twinkiesâ€
Why can’t freshmen just be called freshmen? Why “twinkie� Who came up with that anyway?
People Who Wanna Be Avatars
Let me get this straight. You wanna be blue, wear barely any clothes, talk in some stupid language and have dreadlocks. Got it.
Being in Love With You
God, I love you and I know you like me back. But why do you have to be friends with another guy that likes me? Because now if you date me, he will be mad at you, and that makes me so sad, because now we can’t be together.
Seeing Things You Wish You Never Saw
My 54 year old teacher didn’t wear a bra to school. I saw her nipples. I’m scared.
Babies
Change your own diaper! Stop crying, you freak!
People who Drive Drunk
Get someone sober to drive you. You people killed my eight month old daughter. She would have been a year old today, but some stupid drunk driver rammed into the car she was in. The driver and me lived, but she didn’t and it should have been the stupid drunk driver that died.
Website Memberships
You log on to website and all you see is ads saying “be a member, get cool stuff!†The non members can’t do half the stuff that members can. And not everybody can afford to join. It’s stupid to waste money in these times to do more stuff on websites.
Sticks of Butter
I hate sticks of butter. Who wants to use butter that is frozen solid and when you microwave it, it turns to liquid? Wouldnt you rather use nice creamy butter that is in tubs?