Asthma
I start wheezing and hacking really loud in class, because I can’t breathe, and when I finally start breathing again, the teacher gives me the evil eye for interrupting his class. Like it’s my fault!
People Who Get Mad for No Reason
My friend and I were sitting here and she played this stupid song that I hate, just to annoy me, and her iPod was charging in the Wii, so I hit it and it made her Wii fall down.
Our Relationships
As a thirteen year old girl, I think it’s okay to have a boyfriend and be able to kiss him, but I draw the line when it comes to say you love him. My boyfriend always says that and it bugs me so much, because he has no idea what love is. Then when I don’t say it back to him, he gets all mad. Also when my friends say they love their boyfriend of two weeks. Come on, we all know you just like him and when you break up you won’t care because you’re thirteen.
Judgements on What Music Should Be
I hate when people expect you to agree on what music is. First it was just drums, then classical came and then jazz. All other branches of modern music came from Mo Town, it’s hard to find a kind that hasn’t. And thats why I hate when people expect you to like only one kind of music. My school, only 25% like the modern pop above all else, the rest like rock, indie, classic rock, show music etc. So it really bugs me when people go “____ is wonderful, if you don’t like him/her then you don’t know music!†Trust me, I have three friends who all claim to have married Justin Bieber already, but I don’t really like his songs because of their lyrics. I prefer Green Day or Coldplay, but I don’t expect anyone to like that kind of music. Music is what makes you want to move, music is to your own ears. If grand piano makes nails-on-a-chalkboard sound, it’s not music to you. That’s why I hate judgements on what music should be. And I’m not saying that modern pop, Justin Bieber or grand piano are bad, not at all. I’m just giving examples.
When My Parents Use My Stuff
For my last birthday, I saved all my grass cutting and babysitting money to buy an iPod Touch. It was all my money. Now that I have it, my mom uses it all the time. I tell her to get off because she didn’t pay for it and it’s not hers. She just says “It’s my WiFi you’re using!†and continues to use it. But she doesn’t do work relayed stuff on it. She just goes on Facebook. She wastes my battery. It’s my iPod and I paid for it. She shouldn’t use it.
Creepy Older Men
I was out snowboarding with my family, and this foreign man who was probably thirty or so kept taking pictures of me and telling me I was so good at snowboarding (which I’m not: I’m only a level one boarder!). I was a little weirded out, but I excused him because he was foreign. He asked me if I would help him, which I agreed to like the gullible dope I am. He wanted to ride the ski lift up together, but when we were on it he kept kissing me and licking my neck and he even grabbed my chest. I told him I was only fourteen and to stop it, but that didn’t deter him. I was really scared, because nothing like that had ever really happened to me before. I got him to sort of leave me alone, but he kept asking to buy me a drink. When we finally left, he left too and was parked right next to us! I hate that! I’m not legally old enough to drive a car, but it’s okay for older guys to be gross and overly sexual towards me?
Third Party Facebook Apps
I noticed that in the App Store, they have apps like Facepad and Facely. What’s the point of those apps when you might as well get the real Facebook app that is much better? On Facely you can’t even chat. I don’t get it.
When I Have to Choose Between Work or Family
I work as a nanny, and twice a week I have to work late because my boss goes out. Nobody wants to come home at 2 or 3 AM in the morning, but what can I do? I need the money to help support my family. My husband on the other hand always complains that I don’t spend enough time with him, etc. “Well, if you were Bill Gates, then I wouldn’t be doing this dead end job, would I?†I don’t have the heart to tell him that, though.
Stupid, Meaningless Dreams
I just had a dream where I went to a tricycling camp and we tricycled up a big mountain where a witch came to destroy the campers, so the camp director took us in a rocket to a suburban house where me and the other kids were forced to live the rest of our young lives in solitude as the witch tried to track us. Stupid!
Religion
Think for yourselves. The people who wrote the book are dead.