Strict Parents
I’m thirteen years old, 5'2", and you still won’t let me sit in the passenger seat of the car! My best friend is 4'8" and her mom lets her sit in the front seat!
Messing up Performances
I’m the star of my school play and during our first performance, I got loud, obnoxious hiccups that lasted the whole show! It was like, “Romeo, hic! Romeo, wherefore art thou, hic! Romeo?â€
Ungrateful People
Be happy with what you have. Some people don’t have a roof over their heads.
When People Compliment Me
Stop complimenting me! I know I’m stupid, ugly, and obese so stop telling me I’m beautiful! It only makes me feel worse about myself!
Lies to Get Someone in Trouble
If you say something like, “Billy slapped me in the face and punched Samâ€, and he didn’t, I hate you. When he gets in trouble as a result, and gets beaten or kills himself over it, how will you feel? Do you know he’s not on the brink? When they find him hanging from a ceiling fan, I hope you’re proud of yourself.
When My Sister Has Her Period
My sister’s emotions fly all over the place when she has her period. I know she doesn’t try to be mean, but really? She just critiqued the way I said hello to a client. All I said was, “Hello! How are you? I’ll see you soon!†And now she is complaining about why I would even greet him. I thought friendliness was a good thing.
People Famous for no Reason
The Kardashians are not celebrities! Just because you have money doesn’t mean you deserve four T.V. shows. Also, Paris Hilton didn’t accomplish anything, her dad did. But the press just eats this crap up.
Nikes
They are boring and plain! Buy some Converse. Wait, better by far, invest in a new pair of Vans. They last longer anyway, plus they look cool.
Bullies
Yesterday I was being bullied thoroughly and I was so upset I started to cry. Now everybody is calling me a big baby who can’t take a little teasing. They did more than tease me. They threw me in a dumpster. Then I got in trouble in school for being covered in garbage and slime.
Nowhere to Sit
I hate it when I pass by my favorite cafe and there are no available seats. So I guess I just have to walk with my coffee and bagel, then…