People That Get Jealous Because You Are Dating Their Ex
You dumped him. You wanted to end this relationship, and you wanted to forget him, so why are you jealous now? You got what you wanted.
Boys Not Accepting Girls
At school, my teacher assigned me to a project with two boys. I tried to participate, but they didn’t even let me touch the marker. We ended up with a 2 out of 4 and they blamed me!
Smaller Siblings
My nine year old cousin apparently hates me and wants to ruin my social life. She lives across the street from my ex and tells him crazy stuff about me that he spreads around school. Everyone keeps giving me bad looks and it’s embarrassing. Amazingly, everyone thinks he’s telling the truth. Conveniently, she’s in another state at the time that I find out about it.
When You Have to Wait in Line Forever
I hate it when I have one item and have to wait forever just to pay for it. Have you ever been to your favorite store and it takes less time to pick your item than to actually pay for it?
Laugh Cramps
i hate when you start laughing hysterically and try to say something but you can’t move your mouth to shape the words because of your laugh cramp and it’s just this weird noise you make that doesn’t sound like any word.
Mainstream Music
Autotune has ruined the music industry. If Kurt Cobain was still alive, music would have been so much better. I love Nirvana. RIP “KURDT†and have a happy 44th birthday.
Too Old
I hate when a guy is “too old†for me.
Those Commercials for the ASPCA
Don’t get me wrong, I love dogs and cats (I have two dogs and three cats), but those commercials just make me want to change the channel. Maybe instead of showing the one-eyed cat, show a recovered animal so people can see how they can save its life.
Justin Bieber Haters
Come on! He’s really good! I know that you people have opinions, but don’t diss him. I’m on YouTube all the time watching him, and people leave hate comments. Don’t watch him if you hate him! And so what if he has a higher voice than most people? Leave him alone! He’s very talented! Beautiful brown eyes, perfect smile, wonderful voice. If you are too blind to see that, then you don’t know what music is!
American Accents
I have nothing against American accents, it’s just when English singers sing with them. It really bugs me. You should embrace where you are from!