Things That I Hate

People Who Don’t Respect Women in a Traditionally Male Job

I hate when people don’t respect that I am a female working in a man’s profession. I’m a policewoman and, yes, I wear makeup, but I will still beat you down and I don’t care if I do break a nail! Do you have a problem with that? Ha! Didn’t think so!

When My Priest’s Finger Slips Into My Mouth

He was feeding me bread when I was little and the next thing I knew, his finger was in my mouth.

People Who Hate It when I Complain

My mom is constantly complaining about how much I complain. Seriously?

Dropping My Phone

It’s especially annoying when I’m texting while laying down and drop it on my face.

People Opposed to Same Sex Marriage

There is literally nothing wrong with same sex marriage. Love shouldn’t be illegal and everyone should be free to love who they want. And to all you religious people out there, don’t you dare start saying “oh, Bible this and Bible that”, because that’d make you a hypocrite, because we all know you’ve broken a Bible rule too. So unless you stay a virgin until you’re married, only have sex to create children, and then beat those children, you’re a sinner and are going to hell. Everything said, including the same sex marriage, is from the Old Testament. As a straight person saying this, everyone who is against gay marriage: get off your high horse and let the gays be gays. They aren’t hurting you, so just stop. Love is free, so why can’t we all be free to love?

“Comics Are for Geeks”

I don’t see why people think comics are only for geeks. Not all comics include superheroes and epic quests. In other countries, let’s say, Japan, reading comics is absolutely normal. I bet you, at least 90% of people in Japan have flicked through at least one comic book in their lives. Normal people read comics, and people who read the don’t look like the Comic Book Guy from The Simpsons.

Disagreeing on Posts

A lot of you all post things that you hate for a good reason, and I can see where you’re going, but some of you are so misinformed and ignorant I have to disagree with you because even though I get where you’re going, apparently you have no idea what you’re talking about.

For example, all the creepy nursery rhyme posts. Yes, the message is creepy and even disturbing, but way back when they were written, they were meant to scare children and they’re so catchy now, they’re fun to sing.

Ever read any of the Brothers Grimm? Because they wrote the original stories to most of your cutesy kids movies, but the originals were terrifying. Bet you didn’t know all that.

Or if someone posted something against same-sex marriage, they would probably put some crap their patents said, because they know nothing in the matter.

In conclusion, if you don’t know what you’re talking about, people will disagree with you.

Boys Who Tell You They Like You Via Text Message, then Ignore You in Person

Right, so this boy told me he liked me via a text message, and he eventually asked me out. I said no just because I barely knew him, and then he says he’ll talk to me in real life, but then he totally ignores me!

Sagging

Really? Must you walk slowly in front of me with your underwear showing and your pants around your knees?

Bullies

Why do they feel the need to make someone feel bad about themselves? Not cool. Seriously.