Things That I Hate

Losing Loved Things

Tomorrow, a woman is coming to check out my dog because we have to sell her. If the woman likes her, she’s going to take her home and I will never see her again.

The woman has five kids and they will be so happy with my dog, but why do I have to get rid of her? I feel so mean, even though my dog is admittedly not the most intelligent, so she won’t really miss me. I hate that I will never see her again. I hate this feeling, of dread, of hopelessness, of hurt, of everything.

I feel as though I’m losing a piece of my soul.

When People Take Jokes Too Seriously

I was joking around with an American friend and we were laughing at our countries. His friend heard me say “look at the map, Canada likes it on top!” We both laughed but his friend whined about it for the rest of the night saying I was a “Nazi racist”. Take a joke!

Depression

There are no feelings. No hate or love. No black or white. Just being numb to the touch. It’s a constant feeling of nothingness. It’s all neutral. It’s a grey feeling all over. And you have no trust.

Country Music

I hate country music. I can’t understand what they are saying. It is very annoying. But I love cowboys. They are delicious.

Girls Who Flirt With Guys Just for Fun

I hate it when a girl flirts with a guy you like just to show that she can get any guy she wants ’cause she feels like it.

Just because your shorts show half your butt and your shirts are see-through and really low-cut doesn’t mean all the guys will fall all over you.

Giraffes

I hate giraffes. Those smug bastards, always hogging the leaves at the top of the trees. They aren’t even real animals, just long horses!

When Your Parents Make Fun of Each Other

My dad posted lies about my mom on Facebook. I wish I didn’t have to visit him anymore.

Church

My parents force me to go to church and the old ladies there pat my head and call me “an adorable angel”. Ugh!

I’m Not Tired!

Last night I went to my cousin’s birthday party and when we needed to leave early, my mom told all of my relatives that she was taking me home because I was tired! I’m not 3!

Interruption

My dad is very impatient and every time I say something he interrupts me to disagree with me.