Pointless Projects in School
Honestly, coloring a picture of something related to what we are studying isn’t going to help me at all. If you are going to give us a project, at least make it educational. Not that I love school.
PowerPoint Presentations
Really? Out of all the stuff you teachers make me do, PowerPoint presentations? They make no sense. They are outdated, boring, and they take forever to do and they make us do it in like a day. Come on teachers, this is not 1977!
Girls That Play With Hearts
Everything was going fine with this one girl. Three months into our friendly relationship, on Christmas, she said that we had no connection, yet we shared laughs and had a great, fun time.
When You Have to Pretend Everything Is Okay
People will be your best of friends if you’re happy, but if you shed a single tear you’re suddenly all alone….
Staining My Clothes
I hate when I get all dressed up in my favorite outfit, head out to dinner and the first thing I do is spill something all over myself. Now, not only did I permanently stain my favorite shirt, but I have to do the walk of shame for the rest of the day.
When People Thinks Marijuana Is Harmful when It’s Not
Marijuana is not bad pills us bad because people overdose on pills just like alcohol is worse alcohol makes people stupid if marijuana was legal crime rate will be low they'll be no crime no murder and no stupid people and people smoke weed people is calm and they get along with anyone else just look at Amsterdam they don't have a lot of crime and blame the DEA an Nixon the DEA takes marijuana away from us innocent people and smokes it.
The Last Piece of Bread in the Loaf
I hate that it’s all crust on the back! And you can’t cut it off, ’cause then the piece would be too skinny! Plus, you can’t go get another piece of bread without buying a whole loaf.
People Who Don’t Wash Their Hands After Peeing
Are you serious? You didn’t wash your hands and now you’re trying to give me a sandwich?
I Don’t Have an Attitude!
I hate it when parents or teachers say “Don’t you give me an attitude!†I didn’t have an attitude until you said that!
It Could Never Happen to Me
I always tell myself, it could never happen to me! But a few days ago I was skating and I took a really bad spill and fell face first. I split my chin open down to the bone and now have four broken teeth. I thought it could never happen to me. By the way, I can’t eat.