Middle School Relationships

OMG, we’re going out now! Let’s hug every single day and not talk! Because we’re twelve!

Locker Rooms

My eyes! Hey, I would really love it if you wouldn’t change in front of me, lady!

Homework Buildup

Okay, I know we have to get homework and that it’s part of school, but I just can’t stand it when every teacher gives a huge project or test at the same time. I have to do the following things this weekend: make a model of a plant and animal cell (which my partner has abandoned me on), a physics test, a math test, a huge biology test, a review on a chapter from some book, a project on an artist, and a worksheet on molarity (for chemistry). And I’m only thirteen!

Friends Who Ignore You

We were friends since preschool, but now you just ignore me. I text you, you don’t text back. You’re making me feel like I don’t belong around you. It’s awkward to talk to you and you seem happier without me. I thought I was your friend. We’ve had so much history and now, since your social class has bumped up, you think that I’m not good enough for you.

Fat People

I work out every day and eat healthfully to keep in good shape. Fat people do nothing and then make excuses for why they are fat, why they can’t follow a diet or why they didn’t exercise. Quit feeling bad for yourself, get up and do something about it.

“We either make ourselves miserable, or we make ourselves strong. The amount of work is the same.” —Carlos Castandeda

When People Use “q” for a “g”

Two different letters make two different words. Learn how to spell. You’re not cool.

Criticizing Hobbies

Yeah, maybe drawing is for douchebags, but I think I’m doing better at life than you, so shut up and get out of my life.

Parents Embarrassing Me

So my mom loves filming and she made a whole bunch of “inside” videos of my family and me and edited it together. So of course, on New Years, when a whole lot of people came, she decided to show that video and everyone loved it and laughed when me and my siblings were just standing there like weirdoes after so much humiliation. I mean, did my parents really have to show that to all their friends?

Snow (Sometimes)

If you live north of Colorado and similar states, it snows all the time. I mean, I don’t hate it, it’s fun to play in and stuff, but when my brother puts it in my shirt or it snows way more than I want it to or I have to shovel six inches of snow that’s everywhere, I start to dislike it.

“What You Listen to Is Not Music”

I hate my brother. Whenever I listen to my music he always says “what you listen to is not music, all they do is play basically three cords on a guitar.” So what? It’s still music! Just because they’re not screaming about death or whatever like your music, that makes it not be music? There’s still singing and there are instruments involved, so stop saying they have no talent. It annoys the crap out of me!