Things That I Hate

“I love you.”

Don’t say it unless you mean it.

Show-offy Immodest People

If someone calls you good looking, you’d usually thank them and compliment them, or say “Aw, I’m not that good looking, you are!”, not “I know.” It gets on my nerves. I wish I could sew their mouths up so they can’t say a thing.

Spiders

They're helpful for some things, but they look so freakish they make my skin crawl.

Water in the Face

After people wash their hands, suddenly I’m their towel.

Clumsiness

I hate it when something freakishly horrible happens to me for no apparent reason. What did I do to deserve this? Why don’t you just smite me, oh mighty god?

Winter

My parents never turn on the heater. I’m like a piece of meat sitting in the freezer.

Girls Who Wear Short Shorts in Cold Weather

We all know you’re cold. Stop lying to yourself.

Movie Scenarios

I hate how in movies the unpopular or ugly girl always gets the popular guy. That never happens in real life!

Cold Feet

Do I always have to layer on socks in the house?

U and I

I hate it when I’m using texting language and instead of writing “you”, I just write “u”, but on the keyboard the u is next to the i. So when I’m saying something like “u are beautiful” I accidentally type “i are beautiful”, which makes me seem selfish. I HATE THAT!