For real? You want me two write two essays and do a PowerPoint presentation over my winter break? Get a life! Why would you do that to anyone? While you’re stuffing yourself with Gingerbread cookies and getting drunk on New Year? Teachers, please don’t do this. On behalf of all the student bodies, we would rather have classwork every day in school than work when we are not in school. Thank you.
I hate when my friend is really nice when it’s just the two of us hanging out, but when there are other people around she is really mean to me! I hate it!
So I just started going out with this guy and he is the most boring texter ever! All the says is “ya†or “okâ€â€”but he’s fine in person! If you’re going to text me, at least try to make yourself interesting.
Why do religious people always try to argue with me when I state that I’m a happy atheist? There’s no point in trying to argue with them, since in their eyes, their god made me an atheist, so who are they to question their god?
Last week I asked my parents if I could sleep over at my friend’s house on Friday, and they said yes. But on Friday they found me sleeping on the floor and grounded me for it. It bothered me a little, but I just got up and went to school. When I got back, they were reading my diary! I cannot trust them! Because they read it, they found out that I had my first kiss and they yelled at me for it! So now I’m grounded for three weeks.
My brother is four years younger than me. I’m fourteen and he’s ten. We’ll get in a fight that he started and it will be all my fault, even if I didn’t hit him back, because I’m older and “know betterâ€. He’s ten! He’s not an idiot! When I was ten and he was six, I also knew better. He knows exactly what he did!
I get it, you love your boyfriend and all, and you want to spend time with him, but that doesn’t mean you can bail on our plans and spend every day with him. And you say you don’t need a girls’ night and go out to bars because you have a boyfriend. The point of a girls’ night is spending time with your girlfriends instead of getting sucked into spending every day with your boyfriend. You have to spend time with the ones who were there before he was, ’cause you can easily lose them and when he is gone, your friends won’t be there. So stop spending so much time with your boy and show your girlfriends some care.
I love you and I always will, but I have a boyfriend now and I love spending my time with him. Sorry, you’re becoming more and more boring every time I hang out with you, and with him I have a special bond and he always keeps it exciting. You piss me off so much. I love him. Deal with it.
They then proceed to linger for the next twenty to thirty minutes, talking to you while you’re helping other people, trying to hide your waning interest in whatever they were talking about. Sorry dude, but there’s a difference between making small talk and forcing someone to listen to your nonsense. Lingerers, as a rule, have not yet discovered the Internet and blogging.
I got raped and I had a kid and I have to live with it all my life.