Things That I Hate

When Good TV Shows Get Cancelled

Don’t you just hate it when you find out your favorite show has been cancelled? It’s especially annoying when a good show gets cancelled and a crappy one stays on TV. I understand companies like to end things on a high note, but it makes absolutely no sense to get rid of a stroke of genius, and keep the fifty gazillion dumb shows about families with eight kids!

Terms & Conditions

I honestly don’t know why anyone would bother to read forty pages when they can just click “accept” without even turning past the first page.

People Who Think Things Are Sports

Hockey, soccer, football, and baseball. That’s it! Just because something like gymnastics is difficult and takes strength does not make it a sport.

Calories

Why does all good food have to have so many bad fattening calories? All they do is make you fat! How annoying!

Messes

I hate messes! I can find everything perfectly so why do I have to clean my room?

People Who Don’t Realize There’s a Weight Limit on Skinny Jeans

No offense, but I don’t want to see your leg rolls jiggle every time you walk.

Inconsiderate People

I hate it when people don’t think about others’ feelings. Every day when I’m with my girlfriend, people are constantly saying awkward things around her and making fun of her. They’re supposed to be my friends! I hate it and they don’t even care. Whenever I say something about it, they just say something like “whatever, she’s fat.”

People Who Squish Fireflies

Thats not very nice to begin with, but to then wipe their glowing guts all over yourself? What is wrong with you?

Dried Gunk

It’s so gross when the nozzle on the pump for my shampoo gets clogged with dried shampoo and when I try to squirt some out, the little glob of gunk gets lost in the shampoo in my hand.

People Who Expect to Get Everything

Grow up! You’re fourteen and whining that you’re not getting your way or that you hate your parents for not letting you get or do something. You should be thankful you have parents at all, and especially thankful for the things you have. There are children in other countries whose prized possession is a old doll made from rags. Get over yourself and start showing more thanks rather than expecting to get what you want all the time!