When My Mom Tells Me the Same Thing Fifty Million Times
I heard you the first time.
Mean Jokes
My best friend’s Facebook account was hacked today. Whoever did it texted me that she hates me and never wants to see me because I’m a stupid naïve jerk, and made fun of me. Very funny! Thanks for ruining my day.
When people can't stick to their promises
If you can’t stick to what you promised, then you should have never said the word “promise†in the first place. To get your hopes up and then be shot down… ouch! What a smackdown!
Tucking my Yum
I hate it whenever my friends and I are talking about food and if I say I like something that they don’t, they have to make a big deal out of it by saying things like “Ew, that is so gross, how could you eat that? What’s your problem?†It’s so mean and disrespectful, and whenever you say something that you like that I don’t, I don’t say anything negative. Just quit tucking my yum!
When People Expect I’m Going to Pay for Them
If I invite a friend somewhere, like a movie, I hate when they don’t bring any money, thinking I’m going to buy them a ticket and snacks. I don’t mind buying them a treat, but I hate when they expect I’ll pay everything for them.
Cleaning Your Room
Why do you have to clean your room? You should be the only person living in it, so you choose what to do to it and how you want it.
Having Greasy Hair
I’m a teenage girl and I have great skin, so I know I’m lucky—but my stupid hair is so greasy! Don’t say “wash it moreâ€, ’cause I wash it every day, really well. But it still gets greasy!
People That Get All in Your Case for Coming to Class Baked
Come on people, lighten up. There’s nothing wrong with a little high to get you through a Monday.
Don’t Ask Don’t Tell
But it doesn’t matter that I hate it anymore because it’s being repealed! Happiest day of my life!
Girlfriends’ Mothers
We’re both almost adults and you don’t even let us hang out and watch a movie or anything.