Things That I Hate

Jealousy

Get over it! You asked me out—I said no. Then one of your friends asked me out and I said yes, because I have a crush on him. Don’t be mad at me for choosing him over you! There are a ton of girls out there who would love to date you! Get over the fact that I said no and move on with your life!

Exams

Why can’t we just have some sort of machine that stores things in our brains?

School Punishment

Expelled for putting streamers and birdseed on the opposing high school’s campus? Doesn’t that sound a little extreme just for showing school spirit?

People Who Take the Same Picture Repeatedly

Sometimes I let my parents borrow my camera, but they end up taking the same picture forty times from the same angle. And when I say something, they say, “no, they’re not the same! See how my eye is twitching in this one? See how my hand is on my waist in that one?”

American Flag Rules

I hate that there are so many rules about the American flag. You can’t put it outside in the rain, you can’t hang it upside down, etc. I am so afraid to even draw the American flag in case I get sent to jail because it didn’t have enough stars on it, or I used scarlet rather than red.

Messy Bedrooms

I spent three hours of my precious time tidying my room, then two days later there’s stuff all over the floor again. Why won’t my room take some responsibility and tidy itself for once?

I Hate That Things Have to Die

I hate it when people, animals and anything I love dies. My dog died two months ago and I still cry whenever I see a dog.

Grits

Yuck, so disgusting. I’m a vegan and I would rather eat steak.

What Girls Have To Go Through

Why do girls have to go through all the hard stuff like having a baby and stuff like that? It just sucks.

Gravity

Why do people say gravity is better than no gravity? I disagree. No gravity is cooler.