My teacher thinks she knows everything. On my science test, she marked something wrong, but it was right. I got my textbook to show her that I was right, and when I handed it to her, before she looked at it, she told me that I need to learn how to read. Then she actually looked at the textbook—“oh.â€
If everyone told the truth, the world would be boring. If everyone told lies, we would be too good at lying to be fooled by it. Both can break hearts, and both can start or stop wars. But why in the world is exaggeration such a horrible thing? If I didn’t exaggerate in the stories I told, they would be dull. If I completely lied in my stories, I’d have to make a chain of lies. But lies are more accepted than exaggeration. Why?
I’m watching a show! But I go out anyway, do whatever they want, and as soon as I’m back in my room and comfortable again—“come here!†So I go out, annoyed, do whatever, come back, and—“come here!†By this time, I’m really annoyed. I scream “what?!†and get grounded because of my “attitude†and can’t watch my show.
I told you not to tell, and you did. I didn’t want anyone to know and now everyone does. I told one person—you. So how’d the whole school find out?
Everyone knows someone who acts really dumb on purpose to impress people and lure them into being their friend. Really? Make yourself look like an idiot so you can have a friend. Why not just kill yourself and be friends with Hitler in hell?
Someone wrote an essay on here about how they are smart and are in gifted and talented classes. Then that person said that they don’t want to be judged as a nerd who is ugly and only interested in school. I’m pretty sure that you just made the judgement that nerds are ugly.
Hey, do you think you might wanna share that blanket with me? I’m shivering and you’re complaining that you’re hot.
Whenever. Someone. Types. Like. This. The. Voice. Reading. In. My. Head. Pauses. What’s the point in typing like that?
I’m so nice to you, but you continue to give me pimples, black heads, dry skin, etc.
I treat you like a princess. I wash you every morning and night, but no more than that, because I don’t want to make you all dry. I place toner upon you so the excess cleanser gets removed. I moisturize with an oil free, gel based moisturizer so you’re hydrated and refreshed refreshed and won’t break out. I treat you to a scrub every Wednesday so you can be soft. I even treat you to an exfoliation mask every Friday to get the dead skin cells off and help regenerate fresh, new skin cells!
On top of that I never eat junk food.
I never spend too much time in the sun without sunblock so you don’t get burned.
I get my eight glasses of water a day, and I drink green tea!
So please, please stop treating me horribly, because I treat you so perfectly.
Thank you.
I hate when people yell at their pets for so reason whatsoever. It’s rude, loud and annoying. I should really yell at you. Too bad your yelling gave me a headache. I don’t know if pets can understand you, but if they can, I’m sure they wouldn’t appreciate being yelled at. I certainly don’t.