Things That I Hate

“What are you doing?” “Nothing.”

I hate people who say “Oh, I’m doing nothing.” There’s no such thing as nothing. If you’re sitting down, you aren’t doing nothing, your sitting. Like, now I’m writing.

Overly Friendly Strangers

I hate it when complete strangers call me “hun” or “sweetie”. You don’t even know me!

Hiccups

I was trying to hiccup say that I hiccup hate having the hiccup hiccups. Grr.

Fallout 3

I hate how I finished Fallout 3 without knowing that I couldn’t go back and continue roaming the world.

People Who Hate Plastic Surgery

I hate how just because I want to get my boobs done, my boyfriend calls me “shallow”. I’m doing this for me—it will make me feel better about myself. Leave me alone already.

People Who Hate Smokers

You should love smokers! They pay loads of tax to the government then die early so the government don’t have to pay them pension! Personally, that’s enough for me to give up. But smokers can’t, ’cause they’re addicted.

Playing Online With Mic’d Players

What is your problem? Why do you constantly have to scream incoherently into your mic?

People Who Rape and Kill Little Kids

How could any person ever do that to a child? It’s just terrible! I think any person who murders a child deserves to die! They don’t need to be living!

People Who Repeat What They Are Saying

I hate it when someone wont stop repeating themselves. I mean, I hate it when I’m just sitting there listening to someone repeat what they’re saying over and over again. Don’t you agree that saying the same thing repeatedly is freakishly annoying? Did I mention that I hate it when…

Mums Making a Big Deal out of Nothing

I hate it when mums make such a big deal out of small things. I may have spilt a drink in her room or left a dirty cup in the living room but my mum acts as if I did it on purpose and next thing I know, she is cussing me so bad she could cuss for the whole of Europe and America.