Things That I Hate

“Hi.”

I hate when I text my boyfriend like “Heeey babe.(:” and he replies with “Hi.” it makes me feel like I did something wrong or he doesn’t want to talk to me.

Not All Truck Drivers Curse

Just because someone is a truck driver doesn’t mean they curse 24/7.

Eyebrows

My friends all made fun of my so called unibrow so I took matters in my own hands. It’s been a year now and I still only have half an eyebrow! Now everywhere I go I get asked “OMG LIKE WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR EYEBROWS!? DO YOU WANT ME TO PENCIL THEM IN!?” No! People! Leave me and my half an eyebrow alone!

“School Kids Shouldn’t Be on Here”

So what if we’re on here! What does it matter to you? That we don’t constantly complain about how bad bills are? That we don’t own any cars so we don’t have to complain about how much we still owe Toyota? Come on! We have much more interesting stories than bills and loans! I know that your life sucks because all of your bills but saying that you don’t think our lives suck too is just plain selfish. We may be younger but college kids aren’t the only ones who have to deal with crap.

When They Show Reruns on TV

Come on! Who wants to see shows that were cancelled? They were cancelled for a reason!

My Unsupportive Husband

I broke my ankle a couple months ago and can’t work, but instead of supporting me through my injury, my husband resents me a little more everyday for not contributing. It’s like he thinks I meant to break it, just so I could lay around and get waited on! Didn’t he take a vow to love and cherish me through sickness and health? To top it all off, he’s in the Army and we are at a base where I don’t know anyone and have no friends or family around to give me any love or support, so he’s all I have. All I want is a little compassion from my husband, but it just seems like he doesn’t care at all.

Girls With Generic Singing Voices

I hate it when I’m listening to music and have no idea who’s singing, because the woman sounds exactly like a million other performers.

Expired Food

I hate it when I grab a delicious snack, open it and discover that it expired a year ago.

Hitler

That guy had serious issues. Need I say more?

Touchy Friends

One of my best friends always wants to hug me whenever she sees me. She has given me lice before and I always end up getting sick from her. Please, just give me some space!