Loud Chewing

I hate it when people sit next to me and chew very loudly in my ear. I find it so annoying.

Life

It’s hard and sad. Why can’t it just be easy and fun?

People Who Constantly Harass Me for Playing Video Games

I hate when I’m hanging out with some friends and I say I have to go, so they start “joking” that I’m just going to go play Xbox all night. No, actually, I’m going to the hospital to see my sick uncle. After doing that, I went home a couple hours later, went on my Xbox and discovered that those very same friends have been playing Xbox the whole time. Seriously, after the sixtieth time this kind thing happens, it gets annoying.

School

I’m not learning anything except that my teacher doesn’t have an off button.

“But… but… but…”

I cannot stand when people question my every move.

“I’m going to bed early, so goodnight.”

“But it’s only eight o’clock! What’s the point?”

It kills me! I have a boyfriend who does it all the time and I hate it! I love him, but I hate his stupid questions. If I say I’m going to do something, accept it and carry on!

Being the Oldest

I was an only child for ten years and it was boring. I begged for a sibling for years, then when I was ten and finally had my own life, my sister was born two days after my birthday… Really? I don’t want anything to do with her now! And when I refuse to babysit, I get “Well you’re the one that begged for her! What, now you don’t want her?” Look, I stopped wanting a sibling when I was seven!

Marijuana

I hate marijuana and the people who smoke it. They waste money and buy and smoke more and more. Once you’re high, you’re not getting any higher! I made my boyfriend stop, but I smoked tobacco, so he used that against me all the time. Cigarettes don’t change your personality, douchebag! I quit, but pot still kills me.

Overuse of the Word “Legit”

It was pretty clever the first few times it was used, but now it’s just annoying. Way to turn a nice word into a nuisance. Not everything can be “legit”.

“You talk white!”

So now the way you talk has to do with your race?

Having Large Breasts

I’m curvy, especially up top. It is so annoying walking down the hall at school and having people stare and the freshman and other immature people make inappropriate comments. Seriously, do you have to remind me everyday of how big they are? I think I know this. I do buy my bras, after all. It sucks having them. They make hugging awkward and finding clothes is difficult beyond belief. I wish I could donate them to someone else.