Dumb Blonde Jokes
So what if my hair’s lighter than everyone else’s? That doesn’t mean I’m dumb.
"Chill."
I hate it when I’m texting someone and they tell me to “chill†when I’m completely calm. What are you talking about? Don’t tell me to “chill†just because you don’t like my opinion about something.
The Economy
Sure, I’m only in seventh grade, but I know I’m going to graduate from high school. I know I’m going to college. I know I’m never going to pay off my loans. I know that there are going to be no jobs available when I graduate. I know this because so many people come to America and no one gets by. This is all because of the economy.
The Little Light on TVs
I hate when I’m about to go to bed and I turn off my TV, but a little light on. It bugs me because I can still see it even when I close my eyes.
Spazzing out in Class
I tend to fall asleep in class on some days when it gets boring. But I’m afraid if I sleep too long, I’ll start spazzing out and everyone will notice.
Hot Foods
When my pizza comes out of the oven I want to take a bite right away, but if I do, my taste buds are gone for the rest of the day.
Girls Who Talk Behind Other Girls’ Backs
My sister told me not to talk about people if they aren’t around to defend themselves, but she just complained about someone’s hair at school.
Getting Yelled at by Teachers
You aren’t my parents, so calm down and get a better job, because I don’t need to be yelled at!
Overused Commercials
I hate it when I’m watching TV and I see the same commercial about fifty times in one evening. Can’t they at least put more than three different ones into the cycle? I guess not.
Unhappiness and Hatred
I thought the world wasn’t suppose to be full of hatred. It was made for life, love, and learning. Why would God create the world just to see everyone kill each other? Why would Jesus sacrifice himself just for people to go to hell? This makes no sense to me.