Don’t get me wrong, my mom is pretty and she can be cool at times. But constantly being compared to her can get really annoying. I’m not anyone’s “Mini-Meâ€. I am an entirely different person, and nobody seems to understand that just because I look a lot like my mom does not mean we’re exactly alike.
I hate it when religious people come to my door and say that I’m going to die if I don’t switch over to their religion.
You know, those pouty “sexy†mirror profile pictures on MySpace and Facebook. They are so sad and most of the time just make me laugh. You can’t take the person seriously with a profile picture like that. You just can’t.
Beauty pageants are the scum that thrives in the cesspool of America. They are so shallow and pathetic to watch.
A banana holder? A cupcake container? A tomato saver? What is wrong with the world nowadays? I appreciate you creating things, but when you run out of ideas and start making random things, it gets annoying. Especially when the whole world buys this junk. Too late, they already have.
The earthquake was horrible, I know. I lost three members of my family, and I’d prefer it if you didn’t remind me of that fact every time I walk in the room. Every day I have my teachers trying to council me, my friends thinking I’m a charity case, and total strangers criticizing me. It’s nice that they care, but listening to “here, I brought your family some extra clothes†every day is kind of tiresome.
I’ve been using multiple things for my face to try and cure my acne. I shave daily and put many moisturizers on. I take a shower every night. I’m at least trying to keep up my appearance without looking like a Barbie doll. Last time I checked, you’re not the most beautiful person around either. Also, why are you even judging my looks? Looks are the only things that matter nowadays?
I was at a party with my mother and overheard her saying that girls are harder to raise than boys. I’m a girl.
I just hate it when people disagree with what I’m saying just for the sake of it. If I say “Wow, it’s kind of humid outside todayâ€, they go out of their way to figure out how to disagree with that.
We’re watching a dog for a family member. My mom always walks the dog, so to be nice I said I would do it. (Big mistake.) So there I am walking the dog, I look down… and there’s a big brown lump on my new shoes.