Products That Are Completely Different from What the Commercial Says
Why can’t commercials just tell the truth? I saw a commercial for a product and it looked really cool, so I bought it and it’s nothing like the commercial!
Inadvertently Saying “Gayâ€
I hate it when I say the word “gay†as an insult, because it’s offensive to a whole bunch of cool people. Like, my friend does something stupid and I reflexively say “dude, that’s so gay.†I try to stop, but it’s a bad habit.
Jersey Shore
I think it’s the worst excuse for a T.V. show. How is it that Snookie gets punched in the nose on every episode? And she grosses everyone out when she is eating her pickles. Their accents are ridiculous, and calling yourself a Guido or Guidette is just weird and nothing to be proud of. The Guidos wear the most stupidest clothes with their spiked hair and the Guidettes have the same hairstyle everyday, which consists of a giant poof in the back so big it needs its own area code. I absolutely hate their fake tans too. And all they do is party and act like idiots.
Over-Played Songs
How come all of the “hit music stations†play the same song four times every hour? I mean, I used to love this song, but now I’m tired of it after a week because I’ve heard it so many times!
Gringos
I hate people that only speak English and don’t know Spanish, especially if they live in Miami. It’s a very Latin area and these people are always lost, ’cause they can’t find Calle Ocho.
Sleeping Alone
I hate sleeping alone when the other person is in another room and you both refuse to make up. I thought you weren’t supposed to let the sun set on your anger. Plus, how am I supposed to think about sleep with relationship woes on my mind?
Not Knowing How to Kiss
I’ve never kissed anyone, and I’m scared to. What if I screw it up? I don’t know what to do! Should I wear ChapStick? Do I just press my lips to theirs? How am I supposed to move my lips? Am I supposed to open my mouth? Do I hold their hand? What am I supposed to do?
Microsoft Office
Microsoft Office formats have become fairly standard throughout the world due to its high availability on Windows. Due to Microsoft’s clear lack of computer security experts, these formats are plagued with defects and vulnerabilities that allow viruses to be propagated through macros within these documents. Microsoft also continues to provide notoriously bad versions of their software for anything except the latest version of Windows.
Having the Same Dream As Someone Else
I’ve woken up in fright before because I dreamt I fell off a cliff. But what’s weird is that I’m not the only person who’s had the same exact dream. I hate that. Get your own dream.
Justin Bieber Does Not Know You!
My friend is under the impression that Justin Bieber knows who she is and will someday marry her.