Microwaves
They are a gift and a curse. Just when you think that your meal is nice and warm, that disgusting cold bit gets in your mouth. Either that or it’s too hot. Or the bowl is too hot but the food is cold.
Cancer
What in the world is the point? Nine people in my family have died from it, and three others are currently fighting it. They didn’t do anything to deserve it, nor has anyone else in the world! Cancer is stupid!
Suicide As a Threat
I cannot stand when an ex tries to use the threat of committing suicide as an way to try and get you back. It’s a manipulative move, and it is an awful thing to put another person through. Just move on. The other person already did.
Parents Who Make a Big Deal out of Hanging out With the Opposite Gender
When I go to the movies with a girl, my mom makes a huge deal out of it, even though we’re just hanging out.
Christianity and Atheism Conflict
Atheists are without religion. Personally I think god is a hypocrite for saying he created man to do as he wills, while saying that cracking down on any other religion is holy. I don’t care if I got this wrong, that’s not the point. If you’re an atheist forcing your beliefs on anyone, means you’re a hypocrite since to be an atheist you’re not supposed to have beliefs, only principles of beliefs. And christians that force beliefs on atheists are hypocrites too, for HINDERING A MAN’S or woman’s FREEDOM TO DO AS HE PLEASES. Don’t make Jesus’s sacrifice in vain. And stop acting like fools, we have a planet to heal (not that I personally care) and if we keep on firing those missiles that send the ground into the atmosphere I doubt we have long before it all cracks down on us. Working in one team works. Hey, the British and French are best trading allies, doesn’t mean they have to like each other. They just prefer peace and prosperity after all that conflict. And the moral of this is that we need to stop finding clever ways to kill each other and find more to help.
High Heels
What, the more likely we are to fall, the hotter we look?
My Friend
She’s a total drama queen. If she gets an A-, she says her life is ruined. If she hits her head, her life is ruined. She constantly complains about not having a boyfriend, and she’s only thirteen. And she can’t stop talking about a friend of hers who she knows I don’t like. When I won first medal, she said that her friend has a hundred medals. When I sing, she says how her friend has a great voice. If I write a song, she says that her friend wrote a great song and asks if I want to hear it. She’s just so annoying!
People Who Don’t Know What They’re Talking About
I went to a drive-in and came back at midnight. Everyone in my house was sleeping and the doors were locked. I didn’t have a house key, so I had to sleep over my friend’s house. I was pretty pissed, and the next day my mom was really mad. She kept insisting that the doors were unlocked. She wasn’t outside at midnight, so how can they prove that the door was unlocked? Because it wasn’t.
Drug Smugglers
I live in Arizona, and I like to ride my bicycle every morning, but it’s getting dangerous to do so because of drug smugglers. Earlier this year, a rancher in my area was murdered by a suspected drug smuggler. This morning while riding I ran into two guys walking through the desert, dressed in black and carrying backpacks. I turned around before I got too close and tried to go around another way to get home, but I ran into them again and had to turn around again and wait for them to pass before I could continue home. Border Patrol is looking for them now.
My Parents
They always yell at me for no reason at all and they use me to get things that they want. It was my birthday and they invited a girl who I don’t even like to hang out with me all day. They only invited her because they want her to marry my brother.