Things That I Hate

Snitches

The other day at lunch period I was sitting next to a guy who blew up a bag with air and popped it. It was really loud and the teacher came over and asked who did it, and the guy’s best friend pointed to him. Seriously?

The Safeway Lady

There’s this lady who works at Safeway who absolutely hates me! I asked my mom for a pack of 5 gum and my mom said “do you really need it?” and I said “yeah”, and the lady said, “you’re going to get that for her after she sassed you like that?” After that, I don’t go in her checkout line anymore.

iPhone Screen Rotation

I hate it when I’m looking at pictures on my iPhone and one of them is sideways, but when I try to turn the phone to see it upright, the screen rotates, leaving the picture still sideways.

Paparazzi

You people are the reason celebrities die early. They are tired of you stalking them and taking pictures of them while they’re trying to go about their life. You publish lies and curses. Paparazzi are the reason celebrities do drugs.

Anonymity Shield

Right now, I can say the most useless or meanest thing ever, and you would never know who it was who said it. This power of anonymity should be taken away from people. I go on YouTube to listen to a song by Disturbed and the comments below are full of political nonsense, half of which they don’t even understand. People should not have this power. Power corrupts.

How Grownups Rule the World

If I said half the things my parents say to me like “go to your room” or “I’m changing the channel, this is crap” I would be grounded for sure. Actually, I think a lot of kids are smarter than their parents. My mom had to ask me to help her use email. Wow, she’s a real genius. Also it’s not fair how parents can just order you around. “Do the dishes or I’ll take away your phone.” Not fair. My phone is my property. I really want to ask “can I take away your phone for doing something mean, then? Of course I can’t, you’re a grownup!”

“Don’t let people get to you.”

Oh, they’ll get to you no matter what, mom. They’ll get to you 24/7. So stop telling me that people can’t get to you—you’re the one who quit your job because someone got to you.

People Who Use the Words “Slut” and “Whore”

I hate when people call someone a slut or a whore just because of the way they dress. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t dress in revealing clothing or anything like that, it’s just annoying when people don’t know the actual meaning of the words. Last time I checked, a slut was someone who was sexually promiscuous and a whore was a prostitute.

People

I hate people. They can be so rude. They tell your secrets. They leave you out of things they do. Animals never do. I just love animals so much more. Not all people are bad, but a majority of them are.

“That’s that band from Twilight, right?”

I was listening to some music and a friend asked me what I was listening to. I said “Muse” and they said, “that’s that band from Twilight, right?” I am sick of people only knowing about Muse because of that idiotic movie. They’ve been around since 1994 and they are extremely talented, but you have to go ahead and connect them to Twilight.