Overanalytical People
No, he wasn’t proclaiming his undying love for you. He was smiling out of politeness.
Posts About Relationships
I get it, you’re frustrated. Yes, it is annoying when guys do that. But come on! We only get to read 5 posts a day. Let’s not waste half of them on complaining about guys.
Feeling Empty
I was hoping my dad would call me for Thanksgiving, or at least email or text. Stupid me. Now I have to sit here and feel depressed.
Unsanitary People
I’m not a clean freak, but I hate it when I’m in a public bathroom in a resteraunt or a store, and you can see the people’s legs on the other side and you can tell that they’re sitting on the seat. I sit on the seat at my house and my relative’s houses, but not in pulic bathrooms! I either squat or put toilet paper on the seat. I just think it’s disgusting to sit on a toilet seat that has had strangers’ butts on it. I know this might seem like a gross thing to talk about, but hey, I hate it!
When People Say “Happy Christmasâ€
Is it just me or does it sound so akward? Just say “Merry Christmasâ€!
Having to Babysit Weird People
Having to babysit a 24 year old autistic midget is not my idea of a fun weekend. He knocked over my nachos and stomped all over them, he unplugged the computer numerous times, he bit off the head of my sister’s My Little Pony and he kept staring at me with his cataract eyes. For a little guy he sure has a lot of anger.
When My Dog Has a Lazy Eye
Boy does it creep me out. I guess he just doesn’t have enough passion to make it stop. Poor little guy, always running into my whiteboard, erasing my diligently crafted artwork.
When You Keep on Laughing
Don’t you hate it when you heard something funny 15 minutes ago but keep on laughing?
Hearing Your Parents Fight
Just because you’re outside doesn’t mean I can’t hear you scream at each other. I get a disagreement, a conflict, but screaming at each other? Someone should be the bigger person and stir the fight into a discussion adults can have. Because, how is this different from elementary school? It hurts me as much as it hurts you, and it should hurt you more, because you’re punching a hole in my life. I’ll probably never get married. Ever. Because I’m terrified of having fights like the ones my parents have sometimes.
When People Smoke in Front of Me
I say to each their own, if you wanna get cancer and disgusting teeth, whatever, go for it. But I hate it when everytime my dad gets in the car, he starts chain smoking his cigar. I hate getting picked up and smelling the smoke all the way home or getting dropped off at school and smelling like cigars.