High School
A girl has sex: she is a slut. A guy has sex: he is a hero. I hate judgmental high schoolers.
“I Miss Youâ€
I can’t shake that feeling of missing someone. I miss someone so much and I know I’ll never see him again. And the saddest part is is that it’s possible for me to see him again because he’s not dead. I’m not gonna get into this because it’ll make me cry. It doesn’t matter anyway.
When Music Isn’t Good Enough
I have no problem with your opinions, but when you insist a lesser-known punk band singing about important subjects is only in it for the money, I really have the urge to punch you in the face. Too bad you’re my teacher. Yeah, because your Elvis is obviously far superior.
People at the Gym
All right, so I’m not exactly as fit as I used to be, but I still enjoy going to the gym now and then. One thing I absolutely hate is those people who like get competitive with their workouts. I’ve noticed a lot people going hard and I respect that. But dude, stop looking down upon what I’m doing just because I’m not going as hard on the treadmill as you.
How My Sister Doesn’t Understand Anything About Me
Just because you have a perfect life doesn’t mean I do. My sister is four years older than me and never has to go through tough times because everyone loves her. She thinks all I do is sit around and read. Maybe you should stop criticizing everything I do and be a little more understanding.
People Who Don’t Flush
My school has toilets that flush automatically, but every day, I see at least three stalls that are not flushed.
How Awards Are a Year Behind
I hate that when you refer to the year something wins an award, it actually happened in the previous year. Like people will say The King’s Speech won the Oscar for best picture in 2011, but in reality it was the best picture of 2010. Shouldn’t the award be called the 2010 award? I find this same phenomenon with the cover of Madden. In a year a player has success, but the year they are on is delayed by two years. Peyton Hillis had a great year in 2010, and is on the cover of 2012. His 2011 has been forgettable, and at this rate he’ll be out of the league in 2012? Why can’t they just name things for the years they actually occurred?
Complainers
Do you really think I care to listen to all your problems? Some people need a diary or a notepad or something, because seriously, listening to their so called “problems†constantly and repeatedly is just a waste of time. You don’t have a lover? What am I, the lover factory? I’d rather stare at a wall than listen to them. No wonder I’ve left so many people.
Pee on the Toilet Seats
I don’t understand how women can pee all over the toilet seat. I’ve accidentally sat on wet toilet seats many times and it obviously wasn’t water.
Girls Who Wear Hoodies and Shorts
I mean, are you hot or cold?