Suicide/Self-Harm Jokes

It’s not funny. It’s a serious problem and I’ve been through way too much to just let you laugh about it.

Cheaters

If you’re not happy, then leave. Why do you need to cheat? I mean, just end the relationship—then be with whoever.

Losing Someone You Love

It the worst feeling in the entire world. No one could possibly imagine it unless it’s happened to them.

Growing Up

I was just watching old home videos of when I was a young kid about 3 – 5. My life was so carefree. I had so much energy and imagination. Now my life consists of high school, chemistry homework, studying and worrying about university.

How Teachers Can Forget

The other day, my teacher told us that he left our papers at home. Then the next day, he forgot to grade them. It’s not fair since we get in trouble when we forget things, but teachers can forget their papers. School is just annoying anyway.

Players

I don’t get it. What did I do to deserve this? I’m hurt, along with the many other girls you have hurt. We know we shouldn’t like you, but we do, because you put your charm on us. Then you stop talking to us, move on, and leave us hanging. Then you complain about being single? Hmm, there’s obviously a reason why you’re single.

People Who Think I’m a Stick in the Mud

Everyone rags on me for thinking before doing. Oh, you don’t like that I feel like I should be cautious? I’m just trying to do the right thing. Like, if my crazy messy friend wants to play with my hair that I’ve been trying to grow out for a while now, and I say no, that somehow makes me an idiot?! I’m just being careful so that I can get the things I’ve been working hard for.

Not Knowing What to Hate

I sit here trying to think what I should type about hating! Then I said “I hate not being able to think of anything!”

The Devil Would Cringe…

…if he knew what hatred you inspire in me. You may be older, and you may be trying to protect me at times because you’re my brother, but you have absolutely no right to tell me what to do or what I should think. You have no right to come over every day and treat me, mom and our hard-earned possessions like dirt. You are a massive jerk with no respect for others. You have no friends for a reason.

Oh yeah, and your insignificance in proportion to self-importance is laughable.

When Your Dog Dies

I had an amazing chocolate lab and he has been in my life since I was born. I loved him so much and he was my favorite dog. He died last week and I think about him all the time and sometimes cry. I miss him so much and I wish I could see him one last time. But he’s gone and I miss him so much.