Picking Up Dog Poop
It’s warm and smelly and the worst is when it gets on your hand.
Brushing Your Teeth
I mean, I do it. I know it’s gross not to, but it’s such a waste of time to me, and I always have to keep rinsing and rinsing—the tootepaste never leaves your mouth!
Your Best Friends Dating
My two best friends are dating. It’s not awkward, it’s just every time they fight or break up, they’re blowing up my phone.
Being Expected to Focus at the Wrong Times
I have my last SAT tomorrow morning at 7:45am. It is currently 11:45pm. My mom just finished talking and criticizing me for an hour about all my stress lately (I’ve been having lots of heart problems related to stress and I’ve had trouble sleeping.) Now I’m supposed to forget the many, many things and troubles on my mind to take a long, dreadful test that is also in itself extremely stress-inducing. How can I be expected to do so well with too much going on at once?! I can’t do this.
Saying Stupid Things
It’s embarrassing! Especially when you’re meeting new people, because that is their first impression of you.
Veterinarians
My cat is the cutest and nicest thing alive. I cuddle with him every night, and he never hisses or scratches. He got sick so I took him to the vet. He was so rude. He grabbed him harshly and and didn’t seem to care at all as my cat cried and wailed. And when they took him in the back to give him a needle in the bladder, they were all laughing at him as he was crying! I almost cried right there. How would you like it if someone stuck a needle in your bladder!? How could you be so cruel to an innocent animal!? We have to take him back soon and I don’t want to see him suffer through that again.
Why Can’t We All Be White?
I mean I’m not a racist but why can’t we all just be white? I mean it would be a lot easier and we wouldn’t have had to deal with racists or segregation. I mean there isn’t anything against black people. They are just the same.
Not Having Hooked Up Yet
I don’t want to sound like a typical teenage girl, but it’s like this weight on my shoulders… seriously! All my friends have had their first hook-up and more, but I haven’t and I’m in 9th grade. It makes me think something is wrong with me! People always tell me I’m beautiful and skinny and stuff, but then why hasn’t it happened yet? I’m also scared for when it does happen! I won’t even know what to do! I just want to get it over with so it won’t be awkward in the future!
Washing My Dogs
I hate washing my dogs so much. I’m going to my best friend’s house in less than an hour and I have to wash one of the three of my dogs. They are shelties, so they get hair everywhere. I’ve already washed two of them and they take about a half an hour to wash each. What makes it worse is their shampoo smells like oatmeal. I hate it.
The Crust on Brown Bread
I like brown bread, it tastes good, but I hate the crust. It’s really hard, there’s oats and other grains on it that don’t taste very good, and it’s extremely dry. I always choke on it!