Feet
Once I was on an airplane and this old lady behind me put her feet on my armrest. It was disgusting.
Road Trips
I love traveling but I can’t stand to be in the car. Like, right now I’m traveling to see my new baby cousin. I really wanna get there but we have about 3–4 hours left and I already wanna be there holding him. Maybe someone should invent a transporter.
When Parents Tell You No
I hate when my mom is just laying in bed and I’m sick of sitting in my room and I ask her if we can go do something because there isn’t anything to do. But when I ask her, she just says “no, I’m too tired. Can you go get me a Mountain Dew?†If you are that tired, stop watching TV and go to sleep. Also, if you are that tired, you don’t need a Mountain Dew to keep you awake.
Life
Homeless, get a good job, get good grades, wars, protests, economy, violence, stealing, drugs, litter, hole in the ozone, overpopulation, why can’t we live in peace?
Bipolar Disorder
People think I’m a crazy bitch with anger problems just because I have bipolar disorder. I can’t help having “temper tantrums†as some idiots call them. My parents scream at me and ground me for a month every time I have the urge to fly off the hinge because of my condition. I can’t even scream into my pillow without them telling me that I’m overreacting. The doctor said that I’m bipolar and explained the condition very clearly to them, but did they listen? No. Do they get me the medication that would help me cope? No. Do they show any sympathy or understanding? No! I hate bipolar disorder. Because “She’s just on her period. We don’t know where we went wrong.†Thanks a lot mom and dad.
School
I’m pretty sure no one likes getting up early. So why can’t it just start at like noon? They encourage us to get ten hours of sleep each night, and yet it starts so early. In order for me to achieve the ten hours, I’d have to go to bed at 8. They also expect us to do sports and homework too. I think the schooling system is out of control. I missed about 20 days last year, and my mom got in trouble. But I passed all my classes and my grades were all As and Bs. School isn’t even the most important thing. It’s important, but not everything.
When I Get Butterflies
I love hanging around that one special guy that I like, but I freeze. I know I can be funny, I’m always myself around my friends. When I get around this guy, I just want to smile and laugh because he’s perfect in my eyes. He’s two years older. He will probably never like me. I never meant to like someone that much older, but it just happened. The heart wants what it wants and that’s all it ever will be. He’s everything to me. In other girls’ eyes, he’s a nerd who is in band and plays soccer. Well, to me, he’s adorable with his glasses, a great dancer, and funny. I wish he was reading this and knew it was me. I get butterflies even when I think of him.
People Who Assume That Girls with Short Hair Are Gay
I have a pixie cut and I love it, but everyone thinks I’m a lesbian because of it. I just wish people would quit being so ignorant and take out two minutes to get to know me without judging me based on my appearance.
My Ex-Boyfriend
All he does all day is be childish and call me gay all day. He denies that he still likes me, but it’s obvious that he does. (p.s. What guy spends 45 minutes on his hair each morning? It doesn’t even take me 10 minutes to do my hair.)
USING ALL CAPITALS
WHEN PEOPLE USE ALL CAPITALS TO TEXT ME I FEEL LIKE THEY’RE YELLING AT ME AND IT ANNOYS ME SO MUCH. KEEP READING AND AFTER THIS PARAGRAPH ASK YOURSELF IF YOU STILL LIKE USING ALL CAPITALS TO TEXT PEOPLE. PLUS IT SHOWS NO EMOTION IF YOU ALWAYS USE CAPITALS!