When Mothers Wear White T-shirts
You should have figured out by this point in life, no one wants to have anyone, of any age, walking around so we can see her bra.
When People Say Young Love Means Nothing
I guess you’re just too old to remember.
Fallen Lumber
I hate when lumber is everywhere you walk. I live on a farm, and my grandpa says that the smell of cedar trees (split or fallen) attracts anteaters and wolverines. This is gonna be a bad season for my chickens.
Staying Home From School With A Sibling
You all know how it is if you have siblings. Some can be nice and some are a trainwreck. When you’re home, your sibling will harrass you and claim you to be an idiot to be staying home because you had a lot of homework that you couldn’t finish in time. Half the time, they are glaring at or bugging you. They go all up in your buisness. They stay home from school so much more then you do and claim to be sick almost every day when they really aren’t. You aren’t either one of my parents, so leave me alone. I’m not guilty of staying home. I was overwelmed with homework the night before. The sad part is, they are unaware that they are inconsiderate jerks.
“The Virusâ€
My iPod Touch has some sort of virus where I can’t open emails, the internet, YouTube, iTunes, the App Store, or music. So, I can do almost nothing with it. I went to Apple, and they told me to wipe it, so I have nothing. Guess who still has a virus?
My BFF Getting Out of Tests
She has an anxiety problem, so she freaks out sometimes and yesterday, she got out of a test because she freaked out a little and got some water, so the teacher let her skip the test. She also always gets special privileges and is always flaking out on me.
Stuffed Animals
They’re so annoying! I don’t understand why 17 year olds have them in their rooms. They’re childish, they’re pretty creepy, and they’re way too unrealistic. What do you think your two year old is learning when you give them a talking stuffed animal? I understand that they’re for easily amused children, but I’ve never liked them.
UTIs
Urinary tract infections. Nice. I have to pee literally every four seconds and have somewhere to go tonight.
Partners You Can’t Trust
We had to do a major project in physics. I was partnered with this pretty hardworking girl, so I thought I could trust her to hold up her end of the project. It was easiest for us to divide the work in half. I showed up the next class with all of my 2 hours worth of my project and she had nothing. I have to lose a lot of points because she didn’t do her work. Why can’t I have a partner I can trust? Plus, it’s my grade, not hers, so I should only have to be responsible for my own work.
When You Get in Trouble and Your Sibling Acts Like an Angel
I just got reamed for the house not being clean when my dad got home… He hasn’t been home a day and I’m already in trouble, I just cleaned the whole house Saturday and he doesn’t believe me. And my sister acts like an angel to make me look like the bad child. I mean, really, you’re just as guilty.