Things That I Hate

The Word “Baby” in Break Up Songs

I hate it when in a song about a break up and hatred, the woman calls the man “baby”. Baby is what you call someone when you’re going out with them and actually care about them. It’s not meant to be told to a two timing pig. So why don’t you think before you write down a lyric for a song about your ex-boyfriend who broke your heart? Cause if he’s anything, it’s not your “baby”.

Calculus

Okay, numbers are cool. I can handle numbers. But when you start throwing letters, Greek letters, exclamation points, parentheses, and everything else in there, that’s when it gets confusing. What’s the point?!

My Science Teacher

She hates me! And I’ve done nothing wrong since the start of the year! I got an A in the first quarter, but she just doesn’t like me. She finds something wrong with everything I say, she never calls on me for everything, but she absolutely loves my best friend. She’s always telling her how “excellent” she does on tests and she’s always saying “what a great student” she is. Ugh! It’s so annoying! My best friend doesn’t even like her! And now I’m totally stressing out over the upcoming test because I’m afraid she’s gonna hate me even more!

Abuse of Punctuation

Come on guys! I’m really upset! You can tell, because I’m using lots of exclamation marks, even when they’re not needed! I sound totally serious, not stupid or anything!

Grammar Class

Honestly, it’s just pointless. We don’t really need to know any grammar beyond writing sentences and spelling correctly. Is there any place beyond school where I would need to know how to identify linking verbs, diagram sentences, or identify predicate nominatives? No! It’s absolutely pointless. We can tell if a sentence makes sense or not. We don’t need to know all those fancy sentence parts! Honestly, beyond the basics, grammar class is pointless.

Not Getting Something when You Worked So Hard

I hate it when you work so hard to get a scholarship or something and don’t get it. Some people say you didn’t work hard enough, but you spent a whole week with a migraine studying and you still didn’t get it!

When My Mom Tells Me to Do Multiple Things at Once

She tells me to clean my room, then to take the trash out, then to do the dishes. I can’t do them all at the same time, it’s impossible.

When People Say “Like” Before Everything

Just cut it out! It’s getting on my nerves!

Guys That Just Want To Have A Girlfriend

No, I want someone who will really love me forever. Not someone who just wants a girlfriend to say they have one. I want my soulmate to come along. So get out of my way, because I won’t let you close enough to hurt me.

Keyboards

When keyboards are to small and its hard to type loke on my ipod which i am using to ype this.