Things That I Hate

When People Interrupt You for Stupid Reasons

My best friend had just gotten hit by a car, broken both her legs and her pelvis, and told me to call help. I didn’t have my phone with me, and she was too heavy to carry, so I told her I’d run to my house (which was only two doors down) and call an ambulance. I ran into the kitchen.

“MOM, ALLISON JUST GOT HIT BY A CA—”

“Guess what, honey? It was two for one taco night at the Mexican restaurant! I brought you back one.” And she smiled at me. I walked back to my friend with my phone in my hand and called an ambulance. My mom came running over and asked what happened.

I hate her.

People Who Think They Are Cool Because of the Stuff They Have

You think you’re so cool because you have a iPhone. You think you’re cool because you have a ton of clothes and shoes. It really doesn’t make you look any better then how you really are. You’re just using the cool stuff to cover up your insecurities.

People Who Overuse Exclamation Points

I was reading a post a while ago and the person had exclamation points after every sentence when it wasn’t even needed. When people do that, it makes me feel like it’s not serious, it’s all a joke. Maybe it’s just me, but still.

School Custodians

Don’t get me wrong, do whatever you need to do to pay your bills, but I get really frustrated when I’m eating lunch at school and someone left trash on the floor near my table, and a custodian comes up and yells at me to clean it up saying that they don’t want to pick up my trash! Guess what? You get paid to do that! Either stop complaining or go get a better job.

Sixth Graders

I understand we all have been one and if not, will be. The sixth graders in my district have what I call sixth grade syndrome. This basically means that they think they’re awesome because they are in middle school now and aren’t babies anymore. And because of that, they walk around in clothes too short for them, barge in front of people, and act like they own the place.

People Leaving Stuff on the Floor and Expecting People Not to Step on It

Say someone you know just leaves clothes on the floor and you step on them because they’re in the way. Well, of course I’m going step on them. What else am I going to do, fly over it?

Family Bullies

You know how people have bullies at school? Well, I hate those too, but the thing that really irks me is cousins that are bullies or sisters that are always picking on you. I mean it’s bad enough that some kids have bullies at school, so you make it worse when you pick on them at home too.

More Than One Stream

As a man, I hate when I go pee and the one stream splits into multiple different ones. It’s annoying and then I have to clean it up.

When I Get Sick on the Weekend

I waste my time in bed with a headache because I can’t concentrate when I’m supposed to be doing homework! Then by the time I’m better, it’s Sunday evening and I can’t finish anything. I wish I was only sick on weekdays so I could stay home!

When Girls Cry in School About Dumb Boys

Okay, I get the whole heartbreak thing, but seriously, you are in school right now. Be strong, focus on learning, and stop trying to make people feel bad for you. Don’t let him distract you from your education. Cry at home, not a place you don’t have time for it. There are plenty of fish in the sea. Besides, it’s not the end of the world. Don’t let some boy bring you down.