Racist People
My sister was killed by a racist maniac.
People Who Complain when Their Great Great Grandmas Die
I have one grandparent left and she’s 89. So don’t complain about your 60 year old grandma’s 80 year old mom who you barely even know.
People Who Stink
Honestly, how hard is it to take a shower daily, apply deodorant and spray some perfume or cologne on if needed?
People Who Clap at the End of a Movie
Why? They can’t hear you. Okay, you liked the movie. I’m sure that if you like a TV show you don’t clap at the end. It’s just stupid and pointless.
My Grandma’s Cursive
She got me a card for my birthday and she wrote me a note, but I couldn’t read it because her cursive was insane. It was loopy, squiggly, small and tall. And she goes “well, read it aloud!†Yeah, I would, gram, if I knew how to read it.
Bathing Suits
They make me so uncomfortable. They expose way too much, and they make me cold. Also, I can’t stand it when girls wear bikinis that are too small. I would rather wear my clothes in the pool!
My House
Whenever I turn the heater on and use the hair dryer at the same time, the electricity goes out. Then my dad gets mad ’cause he’s usually downloading some important stuff on his computer. They also installed the windows upside down so I can’t even open them in the summer because they get stuck and now I have to wait until they’re reinstalled. My bedroom door was installed on the wrong side too. The sinks leak, and there’s this big tank thing stuck in the middle of the kitchen. I hate the idiots who built my house.
My interest in Facebook started to wane when I got friend requests from both of my parents, my grandmother, my great uncle that I’ve only met twice, and my adolescent cousins who take everything I write seriously. I had so many blocked creeper lists that I didn’t know what to do. Overdramatic little “self-thoughts†as statuses, plus everyone putting their opinions and sarcastic remarks where no one asked for it. And people putting up way too many “flattering†and awkwardly cropped photos of themselves. I added you as a friend so I could see how miserable your life is, and now I have to see pictures of you, your dog, and your (no offense) alienated looking new born every time I log on. That, along with people sending me app requests for the most ridiculous things… oh, and your third grade level spelling and grammar. Sorry, but goodbye Facebook.
Relationships at a Young Age
I’m sixteen, and came to realize that every relationship I’ve been in and will be in is completely pointless. No one my age is mature enough for love, I don’t even think I am. It just sucks knowing it. I think I’m done with relationships until I’m older, it’s a waste of time. You think you’re in love but then in the end you realize that you weren’t.
When People Who Are Sick Don’t Go Away
My dad is sick and he wont even go in his own room! Instead he lies down on the couch where everyone else watches TV. I don’t want to get for sick for my class trip. Sorry, but you really should go!