Cowardly Wusses
Look dude, have some back bone. Get out from under your Magic: the Gathering cape and grow a pair. Don’t go whining to the nearest authority figure and point, don’t cry and don’t purposely be a little bitch momma’s boy.
The Skinny Friend
I’m not big. I wear a size 7. But I can’t seem to be around your size 0 butt without feeling enormous. Why not eat something? Your legs look like toothpicks.
Wasted Time
I look at the clock on my desk and it says 9:00. I decide to go on AIM or Facebook to talk to friends for a minute before intending to go back to finishing my homework. After what seem like only five minutes, I look at the clock and it’s 10:45. Crap, now I have to wake up at 5 to do the rest! Thanks, Facebook! You may keep friends connected, but you sure waste a lot of time!
The toilet
I hate when everyone can hear me pee. Every time I go into the bathroom, someone just has to be working outside the door doing something that practically requires them having their ear pressed against the door.
ICT Lessons
You may have, or may be taking a lesson called ICT. I’m not sure about the whole of the UK, but in England or in my school, ICT consists of making spreadsheets, making brochures, making databases, making PowerPoint presentations, and you repeat that whole process. We have an hour of this every fortnight and it is pure hell. The teachers who teach us are only teachers who don’t work enough hours to class as full time, so the remaining hours they have to work are in ICT. They don’t know anything. They don’t teach you anything important, which I think are things like identifying file types such as JPEG, GIF, etc., learning how to plug hardware into the USB port and to make sure you can use it (e.g. a scanner or a graphics tablet) or BB code (a code used widely for online blogs). Instead, they make you do unnecessary things, such as designing book covers in MS paint (which is one of the worst pieces of software draw pictures and edit photos, I wish they’d use something like GIMP or paintNET at least) or learning how to not get a bad back when using a computer at the desk. Sure, it’s nice to not get a hurt back, but it’s nicer to know how more important things work.
Getting in the Shower With My Socks On
Now my socks are all wet.
Parents Who Go on Sites Like This
I hate parents who go on these sites just to see what we think of them or how to improve in their parenting skills. I mean, really? You shouldn’t have to rely on kids posting stuff they hate on an app. It is really dumb. Go meet your children.
People Who Call Me Gay
I’m not gay, and even if I was, what’s wrong with that? My friend is gay, so I don’t make fun of that! So if you call people gay, lay off, ’cause that got me almost expelled. I threatened someone and got into a fight! So shut up!
Hanging Out With Girls
At my school, all my friends are girls, which I’m okay with. But I went over to my friends house, who is a boy. We ran around, hung out, and joked about stuff. It reminds me how petty girls can be. With boys, you can joke and call them names and they’ll just laugh it off. But with girls, they’ll ignore you for the next five days. Guys don’t care what you look like, what you say, etc. But girls are judgmental. I wish it was the good old days when the boys at my school were decent and hang-out-able.
Presenting
I hate when you have to present something to your whole class! I get so scared and forget what to say. Teachers are so evil for making us present.