Commercials
I hate commercials! When my favourite show is on, it stops to show stupid commercials! Don’t you hate that?
People Who Think Marijuana Is Bad
Yes, marijuana is a drug. But it’s not like any other drug. You can’t overdose on it and you can’t die from it either. I smoke marijuana at least three times a week. I’m not addicted. I can quit. I have. I get straight As in all of my classes, I don’t drink and I have never gotten arrested. If marijuana is so bad, then why is it legal in a few states? It’s better than alcohol because when you're high, you tend to think, rather than being drunk and unthinking. So next time you have something bad to say about it, do a little bit of research first.
When Songs on Your iPod Don’t Sound As Good
You know when you listen to some song on your iPod too much and it just doesn’t sound good anymore, but then if you hear it in a store or on the radio you’re like, “omg! This is an awesome song! Why did I stop listening to it?†But then when you decide to listen to it again, it just doesn’t sound the same awesome way it sounded on the radio.
Embarrassing
I hate it when I’m riding in the car with my parents and a sexy song comes on, and my parents turn up the sound and start singing and dancing. Gross!
Not Responding
I hate it so much when I text some guy that I like and he doesn’t respond. The next day when I see him, it’s so awkward because we both know that I sent the text and he ignored it. Why can’t people just respond?
Taking Out Contact Lenses
I love being able to see things, so I hate taking out my contact lenses. But if I don’t, my eyes dry up.
School Plays Where You Have to Kiss Ugly Guys
I’m in the school play and I have to kiss this really ugly guy. Also, why is there kissing in a sixth grade play?
Justin Bieber Haters
So what if you think he looks and sings like a girl? Some people actually like him, so shut up and respect other people’s opinions. And he isn’t gay if he is dating Selena Gomez, obviously. Every day in my math class, I have to sit through rude comments like “Justin Bieber is gay!†and “Justin Bieber sux!†People tell me the only reason I like him is because I’m a lesbian, which I certainly am not! I have been bullied before this, but because of all of you people, I’m bullied even more, and have had thoughts of suicide. It’s not as funny as you might think it is, so get a life and stop tormenting him and his fans.
Justin Bieber Haters
You don’t really hate him. You just say that to make yourself look “coolâ€. Justin Bieber has more musical talent than any other person I know. And I bet you won’t like this just so you can be a J Bieb fake hater.
People Who Put Space After Every Punctuation
Every time my friends text me, it looks like this: “hiii . ( : how are you ? Want to go eat pizza , later ? K , bye .†It doesn’t make their writing unique or cool at all!