Plumber’s Crack
When you come to fix my plumbing, I don’t want to see yours! If your pants won’t stay up, please at least wear underwear.
Girls Who Get Away With Anything
Today, there were no seats on the bus, so I sat down next to an acquaintance of mine who is rather popular and had seemed nice. She flipped out, saying the extra space was for her friend, who had not yet boarded the bus. I calmly started to explain that there was nowhere else to sit, but was interrupted by her repeatedly kicking and shoving me, until I fell out of the seat and landed on my hip, which left me limping the rest of the day. Everyone I told simply said “But she wouldn’t do that! She’s so sweet!â€
Disobeying the Chain of Command
I am in the Reserve Officers Training Corps (ROTC) program, and there is a freshman girl who is the lowest rank there is, yet she barks orders at everybody. Learn your place before you learn the hard way how things work in the military.
Parents Punishing for Minor Things
I just lost my house key for the first time and my parents punished me for it. I understand if it was the fourth or fifth time, but the first? I don’t get it.
Not Being Able to Sing
Some songs sound so beautiful. But not when I’m the one singing.
Being Scared
I’m the tough, skater chick to my friends. So I hate being scared, because that shows that I have a weakness.
So Few Hours in a Day
I can never get everything done.
Demons
I get so scared by the idea of demons! After I saw Paranormal Activity, I was jumpy and actually thought of putting a rosary under my pillow! And that’s from Miss I-Don’t-Care-About-Anything-Religious!
Being Ugly
Whoever posted the “Being Pretty†submission must be very full of themselves. Notice how everyone disagreed? But that’s not the point. The point is, I hate feeling and looking ugly every day. I can’t stand it. I hardly ever get complimented or told I’m pretty. It stinks.
My Family (Sometimes)
They make fun of me, but when I give it right back to them, I get fussed at!